Forting at Ryleen's

So I really wanted to record this in the fort but the song achieved it's goal of waking up rowen and then he peed on me. And his pee made me really sleepy....so I passed out in the fort.

Don't mind the bed head. I'm off to clean up some cat barf.... thanks a lot Cynthia. Oh ya, and I'll try and do that uke/glock song hopefully tonight.

Hello Morning Musclers

So I probably should have been showering but I was doing this instead. I just figured the blog was missing some uke action.... BTW his name is Octavio. Also, I hope you appreciate my dog PJ's. They're pretty spectacular.

I'm really not this moody

So this is from that time all my songs ended being about murder... it was a phase. I should really get back to my roots. You know, fart humor.

An Oldie But A Goodie

Now here's a song that's really near and dear to my heart... oh wait, it's a song about a guy who has boobs for eyes. This was inspired by illustrations of a character my friend created and I'm hoping will soon be accompanied by animation. Sorry for the instances of forgotten lyrics and general spasticness. I'm pulling this one straight from the vault. Also it should be noted that this genre of comedic song writing is only a very small portion of my repertoire.....that being said, look out for another song co-written and performed by Alex Lambropoulos (of Titty Eyeballs) of which the subject is Dog the Bounty Hunter (title pending). Enjoy!

Pretty Day

short little snippet from a day in the fall... I wish it was nice out today.

Welcome to The Muscle

Hey guys... here's my first video-- just a hello and how are ya.  Look out for more to be coming soon.